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Touching actually. Loved it.
With $20 to spend, Marcus wanted to buy a new hat. His wife, however, insisted he get a haircut instead.
Cap: $20. Haircut: $15. Hmmmm...
Hat hair?
- Knock knock.- Who's there?- The Brown-nosing cow.- The Brown-nosing cow... more »
- Knock knock.- Who's there?- The Brown-nosing cow.- The Brown-nosing cow who?- You look Moovelous!
E - I - E - I - OMG!
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