a rapid end at that.  so rapid that i have decided to give up proper grammar and punctuation -- thank you twitter.  what have we seen this year?  we've seen the first black american president take office.  we've seen nasa crash crap into the moon.  we've seen balloon boy.  it has been a pretty hectic and interesting year.  a man has set foot on neptune.  jingle bells has become the new national anthem.  potato chips now cure asthma.  what a wonderful year!  movie theatres now give away free cars with the purchase of a jumbo size popcorn.  elvis came back from the dead and had a top ten billboard hit for 3 weeks straight before dying on the toilet once again.  the taco bell dog's son became the mascot for hebrew national hot dogs.  big things.  you may or may not recall george w. bush learning how to read... but that, too... was a big event.  good job, pal... remember to sound out the words in your head before you say them aloud.  other big happenings in 2009: cheetos are now used as currancy and flaming hot cheetos are the new "benjamins"... the most popular name for newborn boys was "cleetus" (i.e. cleetus, previous fetus)... i grew a third eyebrow in the middle of my forehead... a boa constrictor named "ralph m. jenkins" ran for class president... girl's pants got so low that now it's fashionable to show front and back coin slots... weird al's "eat it" replaced "take me out to the ball game" during the 7th inning stretch at baseball games... underarm deodorant is now banned in several countries.  2009, what a year.  thanks for the memories.

your bestest pal,
mike

BOO!




-mike

go angels.  nothing new coming out at the moment -- video-wise.  i have been writing stuff.  so... SOON.  thanks for checking out the "blog" (or lack there of).  have a good one.


--mike

why are we messing with the moon?  nasa, why you crashing shit into the moon?  i don't think you're thinking this through.  79 million buck crash?  ok...whaaaaaaaaaat?! 

not happy with nasa,
mike

hello peeps,

   here we are on a lovely monday morning.  i am not at work today because i am taking the day off (see how that works?).  i shall shoot a video in a little bit and send it out the internets real soon.  i have been writing a standup comedy routine... and will try to hit up an open mike again in the not too distant future.  saw the emmy's last night... happy to see that the comedy writers were mostly middle-aged.  i still wish i was up there... but, i guess seeing that the nominated writers weren't all asshole 20-year-olds... that kind of eases the pain of failure.  one day -- hopefully!  one day, emmy -- you shall be mine.

your pal, 

mike   

hey people,

   just another little note letting you guys know i'm up to no good writing out more material... hey, why not check out some of my videos in the meantime -- i promise something knew will be up and running soon.  and, of course... if you like what you see, please do me a gigantic favor and tell someone!  thanks a billion... man, that is a lot.  have a good one.

your pal,

mike