Allison Cummerbund

I am a woman, living her life with copious amounts of confetti and vodka.

Allison Cummerbund Allison Cummerbund

Allison comes out to party when her boyfriend falls asleep. Allison helps people solve their problems. Allison likes drinky juice. Allison then manages to somehow post a show on the internet of her wisdom. Allison then becomes a sensation. This is only the beginning for ALLISON CUMMERBUND!