What I've Said
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Comments and forum posts I've made.
Worst Porn Intro Ever (02:08)
Seriously…where is the whole movie? Because with that setup, the sex part has got to be pure gold.
(posted about 3 months ago)
I love you
We may be able to fire off an “US and Them” map to you just for being the first fan to ask for one. Email us for details!
(posted about 3 months ago)
Reign of Terror! (05:17)
Amy4Birds said:
Good to see my tax dollars hard at work.
Oh, no ma’am…they absolutely did NOT pay us.
(posted about 3 months ago)
Thanks for the comment! When Paramount saw our video, they fired Stephen Sommers and hired us to make the 2009 G.I. Joe movie. They changed their minds later.
(posted about 4 months ago)
The Transformer (04:03)
“I’m going to have to give birth to a fucking ottoman!”
(posted about 4 months ago)
Mainstream Media Commercial
(01:54)
Yes! Some of the greatest truths are said in jest…
(posted about 7 months ago)
The Tutors of 826 LA (04:30)
Heh heh heh…oh, Hell yeah. Wonderful!
(posted about 7 months ago)
F-ck Van Dot Com (01:22)
Religious zealots AND ridiculous “van” porn-sites? Two birds with one stone. Very nicely done!
(posted about 7 months ago)
Best Friends (02:40)
Jebus…just great, seriously! You remind us of “The Lonely Island.” We wish we could cash in our life savings and invest it in the two of you, but, y’know…there’s the war and everything. Global warming?
(posted about 7 months ago)
Orange Soda (03:12)
Very funny…it’s always great to see something so simple be executed so well!
(posted about 7 months ago)
Happy New Year. Though we’ve only known each other for a week, we feel like it’s been more like 9 or 10 days.
(posted about 7 months ago)



















Mother Brule Mothers Day (00:35)
Post-mordem depression freak-show…
(posted about 3 months ago)