Rachel, Derrick, and Brad are the products of a society that gives every child a trophy. The world they grew up in is one where no scores are kept so that every child can feel like a winner, and participation is celebrated as an accomplishment equal to winning the game. As a result, Rachel, Derrick, and Brad are understandably upset that there are parties that they aren’t invited to and people who won’t have sex with them. A(List)-holes chronicles the journey of these three friends as they drink, fornicate, and try to climb to the top of the elite Hollywood ladder, without any actual climbing. Climbing is for suckers.