mEh name Alfonzo Delafuenteh at yoor homble servico. Things you need know bout meh 1) I have sex 103 times so far in life. 2) I like sex. 3) I love comedeh and joke. 4) I have many fans on Facebook but FaceCrook Mark Zuckerberg boot and kick me away from fans (he is fuckin asshole and dont know comedeh) 5) I have new pet ferret who no stop shit on couch. If anyone know what to do, please help. 6) I like cheeba 7) I no like dogs, because stupid dog beet me in comedeh competetion (yoo see in meh favorties) 8) I love meh fans, and I love you!