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next time no chilli for the inflight meal
The Seat Warmers they use now adays are way too hot!
Jimmy thought he hit the flush button..big mistake
Jr tore the heads off my barbies so I set his room on fire....my bad
Ha that's the last time little Jimmy will tell me Santas not real
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