Hall of Fame
Its all boring. Born of wonder woman and superman. With a little bit of a lion thrown in for good measure. Could speak 14 different extinct languages by age 5. Could play the Freebird solo by age 8. Can recite the alphabet backwards while dancing on one leg and peeing in a cup. I've got a fist in my chin not unlike Chuck Norris. I'm a streamlined hurricane, a black mamba with a bulletproof vest, a fuel efficient conchord, I've had blisters on my fingers since before John Lennon was born, and I can grown my hair on que.