Hello. I'm Jeff.
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Last Login: about 3 months ago
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I have feelings in my leg bones. Sometimes a fire breaks out inside me and the only thing that can put it out is to have creamy breast flesh rub thoughtfully astride my generous beard. I like lobster but I hate cats. I love and hate cats. I love cats so much that I hate them.
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I have feelings in my leg bones. Sometimes a fire breaks out inside me and the only thing that can put it out is to have creamy breast flesh rub thoughtfully astride my generous beard. I like lobster but I hate cats. I love and hate cats. I love cats so much that I hate them.
Here is a poem for you. I like horror movies.
cats.
They are little orthodontists
floating
in a sea
Of
Dominoes
NOW GO OUT AND RENT THE MOVIE!!!! FUCK!!! SHUT YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW!!! FUCK!!! < less
Hometown: Attleboro, MA
Current City: Taunton, MA
Country:
United States of America
URL: funnyordie.com/adhdjeff
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