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adamfriedmanla

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I WAS BORN IN THE JUNGLES OF CHICAGO TO A GROUP OF ESKIMOS WHO TAUGHT ME THE JEWISH WAY OF LIFE... WHEN I WAS 18 THEY SOLD ME TO SECOND CITY WHERE I LIVED WITH A BUNCH OF CRAZY FREAKS UNTIL THEY SOLD ME TO THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES IN EXCHANGE FOR UNLIMITED ACCESS TO AVOCADOS, WHAT????? I FEEL SO ALONE HERE IN LA BEING THE ONLY ACTOR, VOICE OVER ARTIST AND WRITER. I REALLY WISH THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE IN THIS CITY THAT I COULD RELATE TOO...