I wish I was British, that way I wouldn't have to practice so hard to be funny. I wish the Oscars loved comedy as much as I do. I have nightmares about Wayne Rooney killing me for using to the word soccer instead of football. I either have a tail or a second penis....either way it hurts to sit down. I am sorry about that last comment. I think somebody needs to kill 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie. We need fix the "Parody" Genre.