Article Justin Bieber and His Bastard Baby
Justin Bieber and His Bastard Baby
by Elton Edgar
Oh, Justin, you put your penis in a woman and might have inadvertently spawned a bastard Bieber. Though, you're not the victim! Someone else is...
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Rating: 52% Funny
Article Ashton Kutcher's Penis to Divorce Demi ...
Ashton Kutcher's Penis to Divorce Demi Moore's Vagina!
by Elton Edgar
What has happened to the fun filled world of celebrity boning? Marriages are being torn asunder and the people involved are too stupid to know why. Let me help...
Views: 3,095
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Rating: 79% Funny
Article Shit You Need Know About Nicholas Cage
Shit You Need Know About Nicholas Cage
by Elton Edgar
Nicolas Cage has a few oddities that might need explaining. Yeah, he's odd...but, this odd?
Views: 2,118
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Rating: 79% Funny
Article An Open Letter To Scarlett Johansson
An Open Letter To Scarlett Johansson
by Elton Edgar
Scarlett Johansson has had a rough time lately, with her tit and ass being exposed for the whole internet to see. I just wanted to take the time to give her some advice in how to over come this har...
Views: 1,801
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Rating: 62% Funny
Article Celebrity Crazy We Should Be Celebrating!
Celebrity Crazy We Should Be Celebrating!
by Elton Edgar
Why are getting down on celebrities going fucking nuts? Do they deserve all this hassle? They're just trying to be famous for god's sake. At least they haven't stolen houses and cut themselves...or...
Views: 2,879
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Rating: 78% Funny
Article What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
by Elton Edgar
What the hell IS wrong with you?
Views: 195
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Rating: 67% Funny
Article How to deliver some pwnage on your kids...
How to deliver some pwnage on your kids ass!
by Elton Edgar
So, you think you can win against a kid when he's being a prick? Well, you know dick. This is their world and you just live in it. Think you know the game? Here's the short version...
Views: 406
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Rating: 75% Funny


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